In no particular order…
1. Being a photographer when your boss says “running of the bulls”.
2. Being an affiliate marketer, when your site is on a free host.
3. Being a squirrel, trying to get a nut.
4. Being “That Girl” at the local county fair.
5. I can’t look – cell phone tower, top of building, next!
6. Data entry when sharing a cubicle with “Big Willy”.
7. Being a cashier in the store behind the shooting range.
8. A tour of duty with the elephant brigade.
9. Trying to win a beauty contest, in Chernobyl. 
10. Sharing the planet with humans.
11. Being captain of a BIG tow boat, when surrounded by little bridges.
12. Being a Materazzi, when near a Zidane.
13. Being that Mentos Fresh Breath guy.
14. Being a snowman after a fresh snowfall.
15. Being a student saleperson and trying to get ANYBODY to listen.
